What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
this video is more worth it than you can imagine
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What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
this video is more worth it than you can imagine
Imagine your OTP arguing about what color to choose for the new baby’s bedroom.
*little red riding hood voice* why grandma, what dank kush you have!
all the better to GET BLAZED with, my child
no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
fear not, for the lord has sent prophets among us to guide us in our ways and acts:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
the aight gatsby
do she got the booty?
SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO